37 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Brave Adventurers Looking for a Quick XP Boost (August 6, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Aug 6, 2024 11:00 PM EDT

Dwarf. I always used to play a dwarf when I first started playing Dungeons and Dragons. I have no idea why but every time I started a new character, it was always a dwarf. Even when I would go to the arcade and play Golden Axe with my brother, I would always pick the dwarf (he's name was 
Gilius Thunderhead BTW and he was, without a doubt, the best thing in that game!). Every adventure, every campaign, every time - A dwarf with a battle-axe. Even when we started LARPing, I would still play a dwarf (I'm six feet but that didn't stop me).

But everything changed on November 23, 2004, When world of warcraft first came out. I bought the game day one and sat down to make my character - I chose a dwarf warrior and was ready to start my adventure, but something happened, I can't explain why but I ended up choosing a night elf druid. It was a very good decision! I had so much fun playing as a druid that I then decided to change the type of character I play in every campaign I played since.

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    felicitypilot we're all sitting in the tavern, minding our own business, and then we hear a bleat so loud it destroys the glass in the windows and ale goes everywhere. the dm sits this down on the board
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    thyrell a necromancer is just a really late healer thyrell "you're too late, doc, he's...he's already dead..." *cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing
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    kirrii NK D 20 GM cinnamon coast cronch Retweeted Pink Dice GM @PinkDice GM 1d v In recent games, I require players to write 5 rumors related to their character's reputation: 2 good, 2 bad, 1 false. I later pass these out to other players as things their PCs would have overheard. It spawns early roleplay. #GMTip 53 1,149 jennaflare This is amaaaaazing advice Source: jennaflare 49,146 notes 3,311 D
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    Rogue: 'I steal things for a living' Wizard: 'I expand my knowledge with ། books' War Domain Cleric: u/Luke_Rudge Weapons are part of my religion.
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    iztarshi The worst kind of griffin would be a fox/seagull. Screams all day and all night and is definitely in your garbage. rue-nightly Can you even imagine life in a world with this flavour of griffins? Instead of some magestic lion/eagle soaring through the skies deep in the untouched wilds you'd be stuck trying to drive a racoon/crow, a creature that would fight God for half a bagel, from your garbage bin with only a broom and an oven mitt to defend yourself
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    Dr. Megan Connell @MeganPsyD Jail does not work for helping your badly behaving dice. Maybe they are getting performance anxiety. Try giving them a comfortable place to recover from less than stellar rolls. #dnd DXTERHIALTION RANDOMNESS 8:47 AM - Nov 17, 2019 Twitter for iPhone I Sometimes in Me
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    DM: as you enter the village you see that it has recently been pillaged by orcs, and the bodies of the villagers have been dumped down the well in the center of town. The Necromancer:
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    Reading the dinosaur section in the bestiary and getting sad that you won't ever get to use them Realising you're the DM and this is a fantasy universe which you control Designing the perfect island jungle encounter for your players
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    Lich: Fire-! Bard: -BOLT! Lich: -BallwaitwhatNO! *Spell morphs into Firebolt* Wizard: damn...that's a good spell, what is it? Bard: I call it Otto's Irresistible Correction...but most folks call it... Otto Correct. ♥♥
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    poshtearex Okay but can you imagine how frustrating being a wizard in dnd would be. Like. You spend so long, maybe even years, studying. magic, reading books and working hard be well versed in magic and end up really smart. Then you meet the other spellcasters and they're just like Cleric: I believe in God so I'm magic. Warlock: I just had to ask cthulu for magic and they said yes. Sorcerers: I was born with magic. Druid: I just chilled in the forest and got magic. Bard: I play the fiddle Imao t
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    CALLING IT "FAVORED TERRAIN" CALLING IT THE "RANGER ZONE"
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    r/DnD u/stromm 1mo Nowadays, a Mimic would take the form of an Amazon delivery box sitting on the front porch of an abandoned house. Gaming It would get larger as it eats more people, attracting more people because it's a larger box. prime MAIY
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    Warrior: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my brother. Elf: You have my bow. Dwarf: And my axe. Necromancer: And your brother.
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    cniska Imagine a d&d game but everyone talks like golf announcers and you all just soft clap when someone rolls a 20 thuumwrestler "great swing from the barbarian, absolutely beautiful" beingatoaster #"and i do believe - yes. that will be enough damage from the rogue's sneak attack to kill the dragon." #"vaeren the black has pulled ahead in the killshot tally for this campaign in a stupendous way. well done.” #“although his overall damage is still behind szanaks the sorcerer" #"true. that's very
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    CLERIC OF METAL "The gods made Heavy Metal, and they saw that it was good! They said to play it louder than Hell, we promised that we would!"
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    litza @litzabronwyn d&d parties i want to dm for/play in: - all kobolds - all clerics - all kids - all retired adventurer geriatrics who broke out of their nursing home for one last adventure - all princesses - all goblins - all werewolves or vampires in a very shaky alliance - all warlocks
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    dexteritysavingthrow A tiefling rogue, or a thiefling, if you will, dexteritysavingthrow A tiefling barbarian, or a beefling, if you will, miss-nerdalots A tiefling druid, or a leafling, if you will the-not-so-great-depession A tiefling divination wizard, or a seefling, if you will, dexteritysavingthrow A devout tiefling cleric, or a beliefling, if you will,
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    MichaelMeirSaltzman @JustAddSaltz I'm 35 and have not yet received a call to adventure and am starting to worry I'm not a protagonist
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    prokopetz A new co-worker tried to assert his nerd dominance over lunch by explaining to me what Dungeons & Dragons is. necrovison Rate the efficacy of his depiction on a scale of 0-100%? prokopetz He seemed to be under the impression that the Dungeon Master has their own secret character (also called the Dungeon Master), and that becoming powerful enough to fight this character is how you win the game. because-im-freaking-greed hey I have a new rule I'd like to propose for all editions of dunge
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    CMUSE.ORG Musician Invents a Trombone That Shoots Flames Out Of It bard/sorcerer multiclass
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    70 Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger so one of my long time #DnD players has been asking to play a "snake that thinks it is a druid" for literally ever so it became a battle of wills stretching on for years (because men) and today I get sent THIS My DM Snakes aren't a race Me ifunny.co
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    GELATINOUS CUBE Why X DUNGEON ROOMBA
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    SOVE MY GROWWADY HUMA Party ready to fight the final boss That one NPC that they adopted and try to bring everywhere
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    flannelsandjeans Buffets are PVP enabled areas flannelsandjeans Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza Enchanting her weapon
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    makeshiftdhole Human: Deal. Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade... Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me. Fey: I know, I know. Let's hope the price wasn't too much for you after all... Only time will tell. Human: So, when do we start? Fey: ...If I may ask you to elaborate? Human: You said you wanted my firstborn. Fey: Yes? And you agreed? Hu
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    VIRGIN LTE < 1:12 AM * 4% Q dungeons and dragons Follow TOP RECENT GIFS TUMBLRS PHOTO TEX Maybe a stupid idea, but maybe it already exists You start a game of DnD with a blank character sheet. Your DM has them all. You only discover stats and things as they become relevant. Like, "I rolled 7 on my constitution check" "You get a +2 bonus so that's a 9." *Hurriedly marking it down* Or "I would like to ask the innkeeper if there is anything weird going on in the area" "Dragonborn are rare in these
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    This is exactly the kind of crap that DMs have to research because of their dumbass #DnD players Aerodynamics of a Cow
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    it's my kitchen and i'm gonna listen to jaunty fantasy tavern music while i cook so i get to feel like a jolly dwarven innkeeper and there's nothing you can do to stop me
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    Hard to swallow pills The difference between, cleries and warlocks is the same as the difference between "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned" and "Sorry Daddy! Ive been naughty~!" 543
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    Instead of "social distancing", could we start calling it "out of melee range"? Wife: Where are you going? Hubby: Supermarket Wife: Just make sure to keep the shopkeep out of melee range. Hubby: I know I know!
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    Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath NOTACY They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
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    When the DM tries to pull emotional gut punches on PCs with tragic backstories YOU CAN'T BREAK WHAT'S ALREADY BROKEN!
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    DM: so what do you want to do in town? Party: Warlock Fighter Bard Druid Random Lobster
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    Making a bard that seduces everything that moves Making a bard that became a father and started doing dad jokes as his bardic performance
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    When you make a cool villain with a tragic backstory and your players kill it in a single round Look how they massacred my boy.
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    Warlock -A book? -That's right. Wizard When I was your age, spellcasting came from books. @QhorinHalfman
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    Silently casting Counterspell Yelling "YEET YEET SPELL DELETE"
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